Teh wimmin maed mi do eet.

Yes, I love the Sloganizer, I'm using it as usual. stfugtfoilysloganizer.

Apparently if I want to know what Kiyuu's response is, she won't TELL me even though I'm on talking to her, but she'll type it over dA. I'm not making sense anymore (sleep deprivation, bro), so I'll just shuffle away now.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out I was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Try to solve my problems?
18. Love me?
19. Date me?

HAVE YOU EVER
20. Lied to make me feel better?
21. Wanted to kiss me?
22. Wanted to kill me?
23. Broke my heart?
24. Kept something important from me?
25. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

AND MORE
26. Who are you?
27. Are we friends?
28. When and how did we meet?
29. Describe me in three words:
30. What was your first impression?
31. Do you still think that way about me now?
32. What reminds you of me?
33. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
34. How well do you know me?
35. When's the last time you saw me?
36. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
37. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

I feel fucking awesome.

There was this bunch of people with signs saying "Abortion hurts Women" (I forget what they're called) around the Eaton Centre.
Ket and Kiyuu were all "lolhai. WHO IS YOUR LEADER?".

I walked between a group of them and yelled:
"I'M GAY, MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T NEED AN ABORTION!"

Best. Day. Ever.

P.S. I swiped the title from the slogan-maker. Cause I'm too brain dead to come up with something by myself right now.

RIONA MADE ME DO IT. T_T [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Your Tay, right away.
I'm just rehearsing for the ladies.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Washing machines live longer with Tay
YEAH, YOU'D BETTER THINK I'M HELPFUL. D<

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Got Tay?
and then I'd make a funny face.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Tay. It's what's for dinner.
.. No, I'm not fucking kidding, it said that. LOL

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Make it a Tay night.
Totally using this. 8D

6. To someone you dislike?
Leggo my Tay!
Yeah! Leave me alone!

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Strong and Beautiful, just like Tay.
Now instead of asking if I can use the bathroom, I'm just going to say that and stare at people until they say yes.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Because Tay can't drive.
Can use this too, yas.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Don't leave home without Tay.
I think it meant "Don't kill Tay".

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Have a Tay and smile.
Gotta remember this, unless I'm the one proposing.
Remember how we thought Ms. McIntyre (sp) proposed to her spouse because she made the ring? LOL.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
If only everything in life was as reliable as Tay.
IN YOUR FACE, THIS THING SAYS I'M RELIABLE.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Cuts Tay time in half.
Yeah, no, 4srs.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Change your whole Tay.
... What?

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Tell them about the Tay, Mummy.
Because every little kid wants to be Tay.

15. Your last words before you die...
It's how Tay is done.
BrbdeathsoIcansaythis.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Try Tay, you'll like it.
I suddenly love you, Slogan-maker. LOLFFFFYEAH.

17. Title of this post will be..
Let the Tay begin.
BOO YEAH.

I ALMOST convinced mom to let me build and live in the Garage. Besides Jonathan (can I start calling him Joe-Nathan to piss him off? Can I? Can I? D8) and his bullshit reasons, the only other thing stopping her from letting me is:
'What would the neighbors think if you moved into the Garage? Especially if you're with a girl!'
'... I doubt Mac and the Geezers know I'm gay, mom.'
'Well, still.'
'What about female roommates? OMG EVERYBODY'S GAY?! >_>'
'...'
I win this round.

Meh. Recruitin' people to go around Queen West with me and McNair sometime before school starts. I need... to do... the dreaded... CLOTHES SHOPPING. *cry*

And since I'm bored and told McNair I would, here's that quiz that I stole from a marathon.
RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Put this on your journal.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
She's All I Ever Had - Ricky Martin
[... what?]

2. How would you describe yourself?
I Come from a Land Down Under - Men at Work
[LOLOL]

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Ring the Alarm - Beyonce
[I'm guessing that means they have to be really hot. Or Beyonce.]

4. How do you feel today?
Something to Sing About - Buffy Soundtrack
[Bored? Yes. Happy? I suppose so.]

5. What is your life's purpose?
Survivor - Destiny's Child
[You're giving the emo kid 'Survivor' as life purpose? o_o]

6. What is your motto?
I won't say I'm in Love - Hercules Soundtrack
[... True.]

7. What do your friends think of you?
Ah Shwi Oon Ee Pyol, Sad Parting - Se7en
[I don't even listen to this song. o_o it's K-pop, nobody look it up. ... And they think of me as a Sad Parting? ;-;]

8. What do you think of your parents?
Hot 'n Cold - Katy Perry
[This be true.]

9. What do you think about very often?
I Don't Want To Miss a Thing - Aerosmith
[... I don't stay awake to hear her breathing, what the hell are you on?]

10. What is 2 + 2?
Just Dance - Lady Gaga
[Screw math, dance already]

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Nice Day - The Salteens
[YES. This is actually an inside joke with McNair. o_o iTunes ... reads ... my mind ...?]

12. What do you think of the person you like?
All Night - Se7en
[... That's a K-pop song about dancing and letting the 'music' take control of your body.]

13. What is your life story?
24 - Jem
[I thought it was supposed to be 42! If iTunes doesn't lie, does that mean I'm going to die when I'm 24 or something? o_O]

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Girl You're My Angel - Shaggy
[I'm going to be a rapper? Or a Jamaican man? Or a pimp? I like the last one.]

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Africa - Toto
[...]

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Talk to Me - I don't know her real name. o_o Soundtrack from one of Cindy's azn dramaz.
[It's from Cindy. -shrug-]

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Love Love Love - Epik High
[OH, GEE THANKS A LOT GUYS. Lovin' that I'm dead andHigh?]

18. What is your hobby/interest?
Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye
[LOLOLOLOL.]

19. What is your biggest fear?
Para sa akin - Sitti Navarro
[... But I don't know what that means, Yoshi just sent it to me. This is also the first time I've heard this song. o_O]

20. What is your biggest secret?
Stuttering - Ben's Brother
[But, everybody knows I stutter. First time I'm listening to this song too... Yoshi musicz.]

21. What do you think of your friends?
The Running Free - Coheed and Cambria
[I haven't heard this song for it's more of Yoshi's music that I haven't got time to listen to yet, but you guys do run free. o_o]

22. What will you post this as?
?( ) - Team.[]
[Well... if you say so? I like this song, though.]

P.S., for the sake of amusing a bored Tasha:

Once upon a time there was me. I was feeling down and called Caitlin McNair. Caitlin decided to try make me feel better. By the end of it, I told her 'I love you, kid' (lol everybody's older than me), like a friend. She said 'We love you too, you know I can't say it in singular. Oh wait, y'know how I love showers? I love you like that'. I lived hilariously ever after - since she didn't get it for a while. Heh heh heh.

I owe Riona hers. It is at Ket's. I think.

I HAVE MY OWN NOW. It's like "Whoa, what?".

I just got up, and I'm kind of angry so I'll just shut up and do this thing now cause... it entertains me.

[Parents still together] - They hate each other's guts. But yes.
[Siblings] - None, suckers.
[Pets] - Just the dog.
FAVORITES
[Color] - Blue, black, red, purple... Ohay bruises. o_o
[Number] - None?
[Animal] - "pretty much every creature on the planet."

DO YOU
[Twirl your hair?] - No.
[Have tattoos?] - No.
[Cheat on tests?] - I can't remember the last time I did, but I have.
[Like roller coasters?] - Brb dying.
[Like cleaning?] - .. No.
[Know how to drive?] - Sorta.
[Own a cell phone?] - Yes.
[Ever get off the internet?] - Hell no, woman.

CURRENT
[Currently playing] - Nothing, mom's laptop sucks my wii's balls.
[Last movie you saw] - 'Finding Nemo', but not actually. 8D?
[Last thing you ate] - I don't want to know, I had asian food.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] - In a sense, yeah.
[Hate yourself?] - Depends when you ask.
[Collect anything?] - That glass stuff from the beach?
[Like your handwriting?] - I suppose so.

LOVE...
[First real love] - No comment.
[you believe in love at first sight?] - o_O You can't do that, man. It's just- We are not having this conversation!

ARE YOU
[A Daydreamer] - Mhmm.
[Sarcastic] - Like your mom.
[Shy] - Yee, generally just when alone with someone.
[Talkative] - If I remember right, I don't shut up.

WOULD YOU RATHER...
[Pierce your nose or lip?] - Ow.
[Be serious or funny?] - Funny until someone needs serious. It's *dramatic pose with new hat* how I roll.

ARE YOU...
[Simple or complicated?] - I over think shit, so simple becomes complicated?

UNIQUE..
[Are you double jointed] - No.
[Can you raise one eyebrow] - Yus!
[Can you cross your eyes] - I thought I could until Lingling was like "lolno" and then.. I haven't tried since.
[Do you make your bed daily] - I've been living in a chair, what's there to make? No, not the sex chair at CT.

CLOTHES, ETC...
[Which shoe goes on first] - Now that I think about it, usually my right one. o_O
[Ever thrown one at someone] - No, but I have had shoes thrown at me.
[How Much money do you carry in your wallet] - That depends.

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU...
[Bought something] - Nope.
[Gotten sick] - Still am.
[Sang] - I was just singing "Bret, you got it goin' on".
[Felt stupid] - Yes, due to yesterday.
[Missed someone] - Sorta?
[Kissed someone] - Hi, can I have those kissing lessons? ... I mean, yes.
[Gotten drunk] - I don't quite know.
[Gotten high] - Nope.
[Danced crazy] - YES.
[Gotten your hair cut] - Noap.
[Watched cartoons] - Yes.
[Lied to someone] - Mom. But then she found out and that's why I can't leave my house now! 8D

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT...
[Slept in your bed] - Probably Sunny or Maggie. Months ago.
[Said 'I love you' to you] - My lapto- Oh, person. Kiyuu.

HAVE YOU EVER...
[Been to California] - No.
[Been to Europe] - No.
[Wished you were the opposite sex] - I've given it some thought. Though my dad thinks that I'm some 'MUST BE A BOY' lesbian chick.

HONESTLY...
[Honestly, what color is your underwear?] - Fuck this question! Light.. red.. Shut up.
[Honestly, what are you doing right now?] - Trying to get the burning feeling to stop.
[Honestly, do you think you are attractive?] - No.
[Honestly, have you done something bad today?] - Turned into an alchie.
[Honestly, do you watch disney channel?] - Don't have it, can't watch.
[Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?] - Not really.
[Honestly, do you bite your nails?] - Nopes
[Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?] - Guess.
[Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?] - I'm secretly a 40 year old virgin man that lives in your clos- Wait, no, most of you've seen me, that won't work. Uh, no?
[Honestly, do you hate someone right now?] - Jonathan.
[Honestly, do you like someone?] - "Yeah. Wouldn’t be datin’ her if I didn’t."
[Honestly, does anyone like you?] - I'd like to assume so. *points above*
[Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?] - Yup.

EVERYONE'S CONFESSIONS
[/] I still am in love with someone [Define that for me. o_o]
[_] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays. [;__; They took away my cartoon channel...]
[x] I go trick or treating. [Cause I can, it's free, and I can pull it off.]
[_] I've taken a bubble bath in the last month.
[_] I have water balloon fights with my friends.
[/] I sleep till noon. [Only if I didn't sleep during the night]
[_] I still pass out/cry a little when some one says that they love me
[x] I still drink apple juice.
[_] There are monsters in my closet. [No Closet]
[/] I can't sleep with the lights on.
[_] I still like piggy back rides.
[_] Boys/girls still make me giggle.
[x] Boys/girls still have cooties. [LELAND]



****Everyone has their firsts...****
First real best friend: If I remember right, her name was Danni. I haven't seen her in years. o_o
First pet: Hamstur.
First piercing/tattoo: Ears
First job: CN Tower climb.

****Everyone has their lasts...****
Last person you hugged: McNair hugged me. If you don't count that, probably Kiyuu.
Last time you cried: That day I had the panic attack.
Last movie you watched in theaters: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. "Hold on, I'm just going to tie your shoe... ;D"
Last person of the opposite sex that you talked to: I haven't talked to any males today. Tsk. Should've called Leland and asked if he beat the She-Viper yet. God, DMC4's filled with so much fan service. Lesbian ice princesses having sex as a distraction is NOT- I stop now.
Last shirt worn: Same one I'm wearing now.
Last thing you touched: You. Ohwait, no, I mean the keyboard (obviously?)
Last time at the mall: Yesterday
Last thing you drank: Leland's boyfriend/dream guy.